Aud(I)ocent: Merchant’s House Museum Posted on May 27th
by Dave McGee
World-renowned renaissance man David McGee is ready to take you on another amazing tour– this time, it’s the Merchant’s House Museum in the East Village, which is slightly East of the West Village, and to the West of Alphabet City, which is itself South of Numbertown and North of Punctuatawny. JUST KIDDING. MOSTLY. Get ready to find out the true history of this very old house, including: how many books it contains! whether or not it contains any fake fruit! and exactly how many people have DIED inside! The answer will shock you — unless you happened to guess correctly, in which case the answer will just confirm your suspicions.
Which is almost — almost — as good.
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